Write! Read! Swing! No, not an online dating service for those with questionable integrity, it's the LighTalk LED message wand...
Taking pool to a new dimension! A twisted, unearthly dimension where the badger is king and everyone loves Ben Elton. No, not really, it takes it to the third dimension, a dimension you're probably familar with, but never when playing pool...
Like a hovercraft, but less versatile
Can never find a chair in the garden for the BBQ?
Fed up with your sunniest positionbeing taken.
No more, sow your own armchair!
"It's like thunder and lightning,
The way you show the time is frightening.
You're a clock, clock......on wood!"
It may sound like a German national holiday, but in fact it's a WiFi rabbit that's more technologically advanced than Bucky O'Hare....
Have you ever wanted your very own turtle, but were afraid of incinerating on bonfire Night?
Now your prayers have been answered, as you won't fell so guilty if it happens to these little critters!
Probably the most pointless USB gadget on sale today.
You know how it is...
You get abducted by aliens and the silly sods forget where they picked you up from! Happens all the time I know, but now you have a way of helping them to get you home - even if you don't speak their language.