The best way to boost productivity in the office is to combine tools, kill two birds with one stone. This does just the opposite to that.
Now you can walk on a treadmill, and check your emails. What more could you want?
How to stop people asking you the time when walking the street.
They will be able to tell you as the digital display is right in front of them.
Of course, how many people do not have a watch or a phone/iPod which would tell them?
You wouldn't set the time wrong to confuse them, would you?
But it's fun.
Are you old enough to remember the UK in the fifties, petrol rationing, minimum car production? Then the upwardly (or was it horizontally) mobile person, propelled him/herself around by ataching a small motor to the bike.
I recall it was called the "CycloMaster"
Here is the 21st Century equivalent.
Are you sort of woman (or perhaps man!) who need to carry a bag?
When you do, you can never find your phone amongst all the junk in the bag?
Here is the answer.
The phone IS the bag!
Fancy a cool drive in the TV lounge?
Want to watch "Top Gear" in a top gear?
Want to get the action on the back seat on to the lounge seat?
The most extreme water toy in the world ever? I think so!
Like an inflatable Death-star you can march menacingly upon your victims as they flounder, arms flapping, to try to escape you like the rebel scum they are!
If you are the "I always wear a "t" shirt to formal occasions" type, then read no further. But if you have a bit of class and like to posh it up a bit and wear a decent shirt which requires smart cufflinks, I bet you can never find the darn cufflinks!
Forget monkeying around with tacky talking Bass and Stag heads, we are talking serious, realistic looking and acting animatronics that ape the real thing!
Fly Segway! Fly!....erm....Go Off-Road then Segway! Go Off-Road!